Question for the Southerners!

[agzg]

I like to use Heinz because I can see the factory when I go Downtown. I like it cause it tastes better, too.

I also prefer Pepsi to Coke.

[shinerbock]

I like Heinz too actually, but I hate the Kerry's.

Also, when people like you drink Pepsi, the terrorists have already won.

[agzg]

I don't like to let politics interfere with my Ketchup of choice.

Just remember that Pepsi and Lays are made by the same people - so when you eat your Lays potato chips, or doritos, or whatever, you're supporting the terrorists, too.

[shinerbock]

listen here yankee, I'm from the south, the only chips I eat are Golden Flake.

[agzg]

Listen here redneck, Golden Flake sounds like some kind of divine dandruff.

[shinerbock]

Yeah, key word being DIVINE. God eats Golden Flake. So does Tommy Tuberville.

[agzg]

God gets dandruff, too. I always thought it was snow but apparently it floats down to earth as potato chips.

Honestly, who thinks up these brand names?