Wrong reasons for going Greek

[Dionysus]

Originally Posted by AlphaFrog

FRAT PARTIES, DUDE!!!

ETA: Thanks, Dionysus, I think we all needed this thread today.

No problem, lol.



Cute colors, mascots, or symbols.

Thinking fraternities and sororities are safe havens from "weirdos"

To boss (or worse, haze) pledges once you become active

[PM_Mama00]

How could you forget these awesome reasons...

To write a book!

To write a college newspaper article!

[tunatartare]

fat circling is cheaper than hiring a trainer to tell you what areas you need to work on

[Drolefille]

So you can sell the secrets to Fred Hatchett

[Sister Havana]

For the naked pillow fights, of course!

[sdbeta1]

so an alumni can get you a sweet job when you graduate.
so you can score with lots of hot chicks.
so there is always a place to party and drink.

[Scandia]

- To be considered pretty and popular by the cute popular guys.

- To prove wrong the people from high school who thought you would be a dork forever.

- Simply to wear Greek letters.

- For the resume. This applies to some GLOs more than others.

[SOPi_Jawbreaker]

Because you were the nerdy, dorky, ugly duckling band geek in high school who was picked on by the popular kids and who had a huge crush on the captain of the football team or on the head cheerleader but was never noticed

And so you want to join a sorority or fraternity because you think it's going to make you cool and you're going to be "Miss Popularity" or "Big Man On Campus"



***I think I've just written the next National Lampoon movie.

[ZetaLuvBunny]

These are too funny!


*So you can be sponsored to run for Homecoming King/Queen.

*So you can be conformist, unlike "goth" kids who conform to non-conformity. (ala the SouthPark episode where Stan tries to be Goth)

*So you can make all your old high school friends jealous.

*So you always have a Designated Driver at parties.

[macallan25]

All of my highschool friends are Greek.