Fake Problem Appreciation Thread

[valkyrie]

I really wish Carmelo Anthony would stop calling me. It's okay -- I know the whole La La thing is all a cover and you're really staying with a crappy team in Denver just because I'm here. I get it, but it's time to move on, okay?

[GeekyPenguin]

This morning at Panera I couldn't decide what bagel I wanted to eat. It took about 3 minutes.

Also, my bus was making an annoying WHOOSH sound every few minutes.

Oh, and last night this girl at the gym was watching a show on Bigfoot and I kept laughing while I was on the treadmill.

[tinydancer]

Originally Posted by valkyrie

I really wish Carmelo Anthony would stop calling me. It's okay -- I know the whole La La thing is all a cover and you're really staying with a crappy team in Denver just because I'm here. I get it, but it's time to move on, okay?

Well, shoot him my number - maybe he's looking for a sugar mama.

[AlphaFrog]

I missed this thread.

So....


BUMP!

Who's got a fake problem? Feel free to complain away about things such as not enough traffic on the road, having too much money in your wallet, or having so many pairs of Manolos and you can't figure out which ones you want to wear.

[1908Revelations]

Originally Posted by amycat412

My ankles are so skinny that even on the very last hole my ankle strap sandals are too loose. Whatever do I do? Surely there is not a man who fixes shoes out there who can help me? is there? is there?

Real problems:
-My ankles are too skiny for those shoes and my calves are too skinny for boots.
-Being this tall sux since most cute guys I know are short


Now to fake problems...
-My last final is today, I don't know what I am going to do with all this time that I dont have to write papers and other BS.
-I keep getting all of the checks in the mail for graduation.
-People say that I am pretty and I am tall so they think I am a model, why me.

[ForeverRoses]

My Mother gave me a vintage mink coat at Thanksgiving, but I have no where to wear it.

I have courtside seats to the next Pacers game, but now I have to decide who to take with me.