
To the niglets that broke in my vehicle and stole from me:
Luckily for you I only come there during times like the weekend you committed the crime - a funeral. I've gotten wind that u are brave enough to roam the streets in my shoes that fit you like a clown. Homeboi, it is quite evident that ya @$$ is suspect when yo 5'8 stature is tow up from the top of your nappy head rockin dat durag wit money on it(so oxymoronik), down to the rest of tha rainbow leading to ya ankle which is adorned with a "unremoveable bracelet;" thus explainin why u only go as far as the adjacent street. Then on ya feet ya floppin around in a brand new pair of red and white size 11's that you obviously can't afford. That's an automatic red flag!
And to your accomplice whom you ratted out:
That bag of clippers had at least $500 worth of equipment in it. More importantly, that was my hustle and my way to stay fresh to def. Now I gotta go to the barbershop.

Its been more than two months and I still get calls EVERYDAY from clients and potential clients wantin a cut. Now i'm assumin u sold em...if not, u need to hook ya boy up cuz that durag is unable to conceal the protrusion of his naps.
Oh and concernin that pair of j's, i ain really trippin except for the fact that i'm a hoopa and u kats ain worthy of touchin my kicks. Needless to say I got plenty mo' kuz i am a "hoopa". KNOWMTALMBOUT
Now those Timb's...

I had only worn them twice. They were perfect. "Red and Cream" I havent found anotha pair yet. PUNKS
That other bag u imbeciles took contained all my school materials. I have no idea what u gon do wit dat kuz that 6th grade education ain gon understand 'electrical circuits' nor 'physics'. I hope u put tha Bible u found in there to good use some kinda way tho...ya d@mned heathens.