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[AlphaFrog]

Originally Posted by KLPDaisy

Funny, he tells a very different version of the same story.

Then you need a new pocket Spanish dictionary...caz you got lost in translation somewhere.

[tunatartare]

He told me the story in perfect English.

[AlphaFrog]

Originally Posted by KLPDaisy

He told me the story in perfect English.

My husband doesn't speak English to Russians. Especially Jewish ones. He's against the commies.

[tunatartare]

Your husband:

[AlphaFrog]

You boyfriend:


Also known as your ex-coworker. (That's why he had to leave, no office romances)

[tunatartare]

Can we please not put salt in my wounds. I've been crying all morning staring at his empty desk knowing that there's now an empty hole in my heart.

[adpiucf]

That's hot.