You don't need a fraternity to binge drink

[macallan25]

its not a joke.

[Tom Earp]

Originally Posted by macallan25

its not a joke.

You are absolutely correct on that point.

I never understood in My College Days a reason to get screwed by drinking? Not saying I never did, but it was not pouring booze down My Gullet to get messed up.


But, I always had Brothers who cared enough to take care of Me if I needed it!

[macallan25]

I don't binge drink, I just drink every day.

[shinerbock]

We drank incredible amounts of alcohol in my chapter, and we never had a problem. Thus, I propose that schools outside of the SEC and a few others (Texas, of course, W&L, etc...) attend a mandatory alcohol class. In this class, we will slowly raise the tolerance of these young men, and while doing so wane them from their smirnoff ice addictions. The course schedule will be something like this....
Week One: An Introduction to Bourbon: Save the Rum for the Girls
Week Two: Beer: If you're a Man, and you're Drinking a 12 ounce Beverage from a Clear Bottle, Kill Yourself.
Week Three: TEST-Drink a 12 pack without throwing up or doing stupid things
Week Four: Advanced Class-Scotch
Week Five: Its Beer Pong, Not Beirut, and Put the Funnel Away, Loser
Week Six: Final Exam- Drink a Fifth of Jim Beam and a 12 pack over the course of a day, and perform a rendition of The Road Goes On Forever. If you don't know the words, you fail, and must proceed to take Good Music 101.

[macallan25]

Week Four is an absolute must.

I would add an extra week before the final.

Week 7: Proper bar attire/drink and shot ordering/conduct....

[shinerbock]

Well before week one we'd have orientation, which would include trips to RL stores and Brooksbrothers.com, a "how to get the gel out" seminar, and group bonfire in which everyone would throw their jean shorts, fitted hats, and glow sticks in.

[kerry4prez]

guys that is just pathetic. you should not let alcohol interfere with brotherhood events and community service.

[Wiley]

Originally Posted by shinerbock

Well before week one we'd have orientation, which would include trips to RL stores and Brooksbrothers.com, a "how to get the gel out" seminar, and group bonfire in which everyone would throw their jean shorts, fitted hats, and glow sticks in.

haha classic.

Originally Posted by kerry4prez

guys that is just pathetic. you should not let alcohol interfere with brotherhood events and community service.

I expected nothing less from you with that user name. have fun with "community service"