"Frat"

[MysticCat]

Originally Posted by AlphaFrog

Of course you can. Phi Mu Alpha = Power, Music, Authority.

Can you and Drolefille talk to my wife?

[AlphaFrog]

Originally Posted by MysticCat81

Can you and Drolefille talk to my wife?

Sorry, if you're a King or Sultan, that makes her automatically at least 1 higher rank...Godess maybe???

(Watch what you say here, or we'll tell her )

[MysticCat]

Originally Posted by AlphaFrog

Sorry, if you're a King or Sultan, that makes her automatically at least 1 higher rank...Godess maybe???

(Watch what you say here, or we'll tell her )

It makes her SWoMBO -- She Who Must Be Obeyed.

Foiled again. Oh well.

[AlphaFrog]

Originally Posted by MysticCat81

It makes her SWoMBO -- She Who Must Be Obeyed.

Foiled again. Oh well.

At least you get it. My husband's still working on it, but he's getting there.

[Drolefille]

Originally Posted by MysticCat81

Can you and Drolefille talk to my wife?

We're using our female powers to talk to her now... did you leave the seat up again? Tsk tsk...


And I agree that's a valid argument. And while most guys prefer fraternity, some don't mind "frat" thus teaching it to each class of freshman girls (because that's who the guys hang out with, right?) and it gets passed along.

When in doubt, default to fraternity.

[MysticCat]

Originally Posted by Drolefille

We're using our female powers to talk to her now... did you leave the seat up again? Tsk tsk...

That was our son. I've been trying to teach him.

[AlphaFrog]

Originally Posted by MysticCat81

That was our son. I've been trying to teach him.

Rules of the Toilet Seat (feel free to print out for him):

1. If the females outnumber the males in the house, the toilet seat must remain down.

2. If the females in the house do not outnumber the males, the toilet seat must remain down.

3. If there is a slight possibility a female may enter the house anytime in the current month, the toilet seat must remain down.

4. If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat.

[Drolefille]

Originally Posted by AXiD670

I think there are several women out there who need to read this one.

I don't understand that. I worked at a local movie theater and had to clean the bathrooms... EW... How do you pee on the wall in a WOMEN'S restroom!?

[AlphaFrog]

Originally Posted by Drolefille

I don't understand that. I worked at a local movie theater and had to clean the bathrooms... EW... How do you pee on the wall in a WOMEN'S restroom!?

Women who don't want to sit on other women's pee squat over the seat, therefore peeing on the seat themselves. Ironic, no??

[Drolefille]

Originally Posted by AlphaFrog

Women who don't want to sit on other women's pee squat over the seat, therefore peeing on the seat themselves. Ironic, no??

But on the WALL!
*shudder*

er on-topic, peeing on the wall is something "frat" guys would do
Fraternity men never pee on walls.

/Kind of a Goofus and Gallant thing

[Drolefille]

Originally Posted by MysticCat81

That was our son. I've been trying to teach him.

Awww how old?

And remember, a man's home is his castle, it's just that he isn't the king!

[MysticCat]

Originally Posted by Drolefille

Awww how old?

And remember, a man's home is his castle, it's just that he isn't the king!

He's 8.

And he's usually in such a hurry to get back to what he was doing that we have to yell "Did you flush?!" That, of course, is followed by "Did you wash your hands?!," and (from me) "Did you put the seat down?!"

[kerry4prez]

whats wrong with saying frat? isnt that what im in? what else do we call it?

[AlphaFrog]

Originally Posted by kerry4prez

whats wrong with saying frat? isnt that what im in? what else do we call it?

Here it is slowly for you: Fra-ter-ni-ty, Fraternity

And for what it's worth, I also don't believe that you are in one.