Jersey don't know how to pump gas

[Tom Earp]

Lived with a lady for two years and did not know how to pump gas in Her Vette.

Had to show Her, Honey this saves You .02 cents a gallon and they way this plastic car drinks it learn.

Now, the thing that pisses Me off is PRE PAY!

No where to go without doing it as to many gas theives and little profit by Station on Gas.

Hell, in High School, I worked a full service station and it wasnt just pumping gas.

It was Checking all of the fluids and doing the wind sheilds!

A Bitch in the dead of winter!