Things you want to say (but shouldn't) outloud at work

[opaldragon]

"No, I don't know why every time you call for xyz person she's unavailable. Maybe you just have bad timing. Or you're such a raging asshole that xyz avoids you at all costs."

[ZTAngel]

You suck and everyone in this office hates you. For starters, you think you're eveyone's boss when you're just a secretary with a glorified title. Quit whining when things don't go your way and apologize when you're wrong. While you think it's hot to be a six-foot tall woman, everyone in this office talks behind your back saying you look like a man. And not even an attractive man.

[AlphaFrog]

The president of the company stamps her own mail, do you think you could manage to do the same? I'm not the menial-tasks bitch.

[Rio_Kohitsuji]

"Shit."

[33girl]

If you were in the office more than 2 minutes a week, you might know what's going on, you stupid bitch. I find it really fucked up that the only thing that resonates with you is "boo hoo, the big bad comptroller/soccer mom yelled at me." You aren't fit to mop floors let alone manage people, and guess what - EVERYONE knows it.

T was right when she said once this merger is done we're all going to be working at Wal-mart. (Except me. I'm going to work at Ulta.)