Yeah I said it, I bet you won't hit me...

[ShamikaT]

Originally posted by PerfectVerse06
To the woman in the cube next to me:

What is wrong with you?!?!?! Why are you crying like someone done beat you or something.

What's that? You're crying over a HORSE? The horse that broke it's leg in that race over the weekend?

Did you place a bet that the horse would win and you'd get a large sum of money or something? No?

You're just crying because you think it's 'so sad' and you want to 'send a card of condolences to the jockey and his family'?

I know I've asked you so many questions, but I just have ONE more...

WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!?!

I KNOW YOU ARE NOT UP IN HERE SNIFFLING AND SNOTTING OVER MR. ED BREAKING HIS FRIGGIN' LEG IN A RACE IN WHICH YOU HAD NO MONEY PLACED ON??? I KNOW YOU ARE NOT SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING SENDING A 'GET WELL SOON' CARD TO SOME STUPID ANIMAL! IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW, HORSES CAN'T READ!!!

STOP TRYING TO GET ATTENTION FROM THE REST OF THE TEAM BY CRYING OVER SEABISCUIT AND STFU!!!

HOW ABOUT I COME OVER TO YOUR DESK TO CONSOLE YOU AND DROP A STAPLER ON YOUR FOOT? BETTER YET, WHY DON'T I JUST BREAK YOUR LEG SO YOU CAN IDENTIFY WITH SEABISCUIT A LIL BETTER? YOU'VE GOT SEVERAL THINGS IN COMMON ALREADY: TEETH THAT ARE RATHER LARGE AND DIDN'T YOU GET THE HAIR FROM THAT FABULOUS WEAVE YOU'RE WEARING FROM ONE OF SEABISCUIT'S RELATIVES? WHY WEREN'T YOU MOURNING THE FACT THAT POOR SEABISCUIT'S MOTHER DOESN'T HAVE A MANE ANYMORE? DON'T YOU THINK SHE MIGHT WANT HER TAIL BACK?

Sincerely,

PerfectVerse06

LAWD, please don't tell me that she's one of "us"!