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HELLO, JADE LOOKS LIKE AN ALIEN. She looked like an alien in that photo last night. Ugh. They're all up her butt because she looked "soft" -- but she looked like a SOFT ALIEN. WTF.
I'm glad Sara is gone. I swear, if I heard her talk about HOW MUCH I WANT TO BE HERE or I DESERVE THIS AS MUCH AS ANYBODY ELSE or I REALLY WANT TO BE A MODEL or JUST BECAUSE I WAS FOUND AT THE MALL I was going to throw something at the television. OMG YOU GUYS! DID YOU KNOW SHE WAS DISCOVERED AT THE MALL OMGWTFBBQSTFU!!!! She looked good in some of the photos but I was so tired of her cardboard face and creepy ribs and that xerox-ass elephant thing last week was too much. OMG YOU GUYS I'M SO SMART! I'm so smart I'm going to be a lawyer but OMG YOU GUYS I'm totally going to tell you how smart I am all the time because I am intelligent! But I can't come up with my own ideas for modeling so I must steal Joanie's! But I'm smart! I'm smart and back at the mall!
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A hiney bird is a bird that flies in perfectly executed, concentric circles until it eventually flies up its own behind and poof! disappears forever....
-Ken Harrelson
Last edited by valkyrie; 05-11-2006 at 11:18 AM.
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