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[marquise1911]

Admissions Application

Name: Marquise 1911

Address: 1911 N Kappa Kourt Nupeville, Kappaland.

Phone: 305- 333-1911

DOB: 3-13-2004

Reason for applying: I'm tired of women making me work hard all night and then giving me a styrofoam cup of water and a mayo and bread sammich, smacking me on da @$$ and sending me on my way. I wanna be the one to make the cheese sammich and give her the cup of room temp tap water w/ no ice and tell her she could K.I.M.

PerfectVerse06 and lil_sunshine University of Ghetto Pimpology, I would like to complete my Bachelor's of Science in One Nights Stands and Sammich Making.

I have a 4.0 BPR (bedroom performance rating) on a 4.0 scale. I have a leaky faucet that gives off tap water with a sharp taste. I have one of the best scholarships in the nation (A by one get one Free coupon for a 2 gallon jug of Miracle Whip @ Costcos). I'm eager to learn and ready to apply myself.

Also as quite as it's kept. Your President once gave me a fried bologna sammich... I sweater-got.