Agreed.
Oakleys are okay, but Gucci is unacceptable. Bolles, Costas and Ray Bans are for sure.
Also agreed on the Dockers, it can only be brooks bros and polo and a few others. I like Vineyard Vines dock pants but they're definitely for after easter in some of the colors they come in.
Also Birkenstocks? Is the guy a fucking hippy? Rainbows and Reefs are the only acceptable sandals.
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