TKE Chants...

[JonInKC]

To the tune of "Oh my darling Clementine". I've noticed a lot of fraternities have a variation of this also.

Originally posted by Codyray05
I got this one from another chapter, so I can't claim all credit.

Sung slowly....
Take your girlfriend, to the corner, where the light are nice and low,
put your left hand on her on her shoulder and your right hand down below, when she starts to... shake and shiver and wonder what the hell is going on,
you can tell her is the's secret handshake of tau kappa epsilON

**reading this isn't the same. try and sing it and you'll see how is rhymes. Might take a couple tries.

[BeldarTKE392]

we had a pledge song that was sung everynight...voice was gone by week 3.

it has to be yelled at top shelf:

PLEDGES, PLEDGES, PLEDGES,
RAIDERS OF THE NIGHT!
DIRTY SONS OF BITCHES,
WE'D RATHER FUCK THAT FIGHT!
GRAB THE PRYTANIS' GIRLFRIEND,
AND RAM IT UP HER ASS!
CASTRATE THE EPI,
WITH A DIRTY PIECE OF GLASS!
FLIM FLAM DONT GIVE A DAMN,
WHO THE FUCK ARE WE?!?!
SLIP SLAP JOCKEY STRAP,
PLEDGES T-K-E!!!!!!

takes a bit to get the beat but its a good song

[BackwoodTKE]

Breakdown:
(Leader) WHERE WERE YOU BORN?
(All) Born in the backwoods, raised by bears, got two sets of teeth and four coats of hair, got two steel balls, and a cast iron rod, im a mean mother fucker, im a TKE by god.

Drinking Song:
So heres to brother (name), brother (name), brother (name). So heres to brother (name) whos with us tonight. Hes happy, hes jolly, hes fucked up by golly, so heres to brother (name) whos with us tonight. So drink mother fucker, drink mother fucker... (repeat drink mother fucker till they finish)

Canal Street:
Canal street, canal street, the street that I adore, but ill be a son of a bitch if i can find a whore.
I found one, I found one, sitting on a rock, but ill be a son of a bitch if I can find my cock.
I found it, I found it, sitting in my hand, but ill be a son of a bitch if I can make it stand.
I made it stand, I made it stand, up to my chin, but ill be a son of a bitch if i can get it in.
I got it in, I got it in, up to her snout, but ill be a son of a bitch if I can get it out.
I got it out, i got it out, now its all red and sore.
The moral of the story is you NEVER FUCK A WHORE

[xixitke]

XiXi Chapter chant at Texas State-San Marcos

Born in the backwoods
Raised by a bear
Two sets of teeth
And Four coats of hair
Two steal balls
And A cast Iron rod
I'm a mean mother fucker
I'm a Teke by God!

[TKEEO785]

-One person yells-

GIVE ME A T

-Then everyone joins in-

T
YOU GOT YOUR T
YOU GOT YOUR T
GIVE ME A K
K
YOU GOT YOUR K
YOU GOT YOUR K
GIVE ME AN E
E
YOU GOT YOUR E
YOU GOT YOUR E
WHAT'S THAT SPELL
GO FUCK YOURSELVES!

-or other more appropriate comment for
the location/setting at the time