If GC Was A High School. . .

[teena]

Originally posted by ShamikaT
Rain Man-GC HS version of Steve Urkel.

Boom_Quack-Really smart, taught me how to play cards and shoot craps.

OregonCentaur-The goofy kid who evacuates classrooms because his farts smell so bad.

SteelTrap-The benevolent senior who gives me lunch money, whenever I spend it up playing craps in the hallway.

CrimsonTurn14-Friend who be instigating me into fights. But, she intervienes when things get too rough.

Nupe4lyfe-The guy who takes my virginity!

Alpha Frog-I imagine that she looks like this wierd kid wearing blue, bouncing up and down, and drooling. (Hold on, Ima find a link to that picture)

Teena-Sista hair so nappy, you hear birds chirpin' when you trying to take your tests.

nonshallnot-The school gets infested with roaches because she brings her nasty stuff from home.

HILARIOUS!

But ShamikaT, I think that you are the overly physically developed girl who has all her classes in the portables behind the school. When you graduate, they dont hold it in the auditorium, they have it in the classroom so that your classmates with the rubber helmets dont slip and fall. Ya'll dont ever change classes and are the first ones in the lunchroom lunchtime.

Your issue that makes you 'special' is that you have a problem controling your speech. You sometimes yell out I WANNA BE A ZETAR. No one knows what a Zetar is. They hand you your bible and hope that you will quiet back down. Although you are 'special', you love the Lord.

Nupe4life gives you now laters or shiny objects so you will stop following him staring at him with that vacant stare. Nupe4life is a powerful athlete and does damage on the football field. But what no one knows is that you scare the crap outta him.