Things you want to say (but shouldn't) outloud at work

[AlphaFrog]

To same person in post above...KEEP YOUR HANDS OUT OF MY INBOX. I don't go rooting through your desk. If you're really that bored, ask me and I can give you some of my work.

[AKΨ_BRO@DSU]

Something that I want to say everyday:

Worry about your own work and mind your own damn business!

[SydneyK]

Please do your job. Seriously. That's what you're getting paid to do. YOUR JOB. Now, if you want to pay me to continue to do your job, then fine. I'd love the extra cash. But quit pawning your work onto those of us who know how to manage our time.

[nikki1920]

Dear person in the office:

thank you for cleaning out my cubicle. Now if you can find those three cases of mine that YOU lost, that would be extremely helpful. And don't come to me with some bs because YOU can't keep your schedule straight!! We were supposed to have met over a MONTH ago. If you bring that up, I will politely show you the date and time YOU chose and I marked in MY calendar and the monthly scheduled meeting with me that did not occur. Please don't try to get shady on this b/c I HAVE my backups ready.

Give me three months, and I am UP OUT THIS PIECE!!!!

[neosoul]

1) dude you stink
2) your mama n' em

[ADPiShannan]

I am tired of you belittling me. You are no better than me and I am tired of you trying to make me look like an ass in front of the boss. If you do it again, you will regret messing with me. I may be nice to you, but I am good at pretending you idiot.....

[neosoul]

while you're up the director's ass, could you possibly j**k him off so we peons can get a raise?

[AOIIBrandi]

It helps if you ask me to do something rather than tell me to do it especially since 1) I am higher than you on the org chart and 2) We don't even work in the same dept. By the way I found out the other day what you told me to do was the opposite of what your boss really wanted - lucky for me I hadn't bothered to get to your stuff yet.

[FAB*SpiceySpice]

I know it's none of my business technically but will someone pleeeeeease tell me why that girl got fired today?? She was on my "team" (small office with 4 supervisors, each with a team/staff of 5 workers) and now I am picking up most of her caseload. Like I said, it's not really my business, but I am nosey and I WANT TO KNOW NOW. SOMEONE TELL ME.

[ZTAMich]

If you taught your kids about rules & limits AT HOME they'd be having a much easier transition to Pre-School!!

[Sophist08edLady]

It's the end of the day...F*ck all ya'll be-aatches, I'm going home!!!

Originally Posted by Sophist08edLady

It's the end of the day...F*ck all ya'll be-aatches, I'm going home!!!

I agree! I have to hear "I'm Bossy" all day!

[SydneyK]

I've tried being saccharin-sweet to you, I've tried ignoring you, I've even tried being downright rude to you. What do I need to do to get you to leave me alone?!?!? Please, for the love of all things holy, get out of my office.

[AOIIBrandi]

We have no running water (although you've kindly brought in port-a-potties and bottled water) and the IS dept is so busy working on the computer swap out this weekend that none of them can help users that have issues today. I say we call a spade a spade and send everyone home.

[poetry in motio]

JUST SHUT THE HELL UP !