GC Song Dedications

[mu_agd]

Originally posted by OTW
Nic and I will gladly take turns taking a bat to the knee!

hahahah I totally missed this. But yeah, I'm in!

[JonInKC]

This one goes out to my favorite ADPi, Emleepc...

Kip’s Wedding Song

Why do you love me?
Why do you need me?
Always and forever.
We met in a chatroom, now our love can fully bloom.
Sure the world wide web is great but you,
you make my salivate.
Yes, I love technology but not as much as you, you see.
But I STILL love technology. Always and forever.

Our love is like a flock of doves,
flying up to heaven above.
Always and forever. Always and forever.
Yes, our love is truly great. Always and forever.
Why do you need me?
Why do you love me?

[emleepc]

Jon ROCKS!!!!!!

[GeekyPenguin]

This is going out to all the ladies who know how to get their clothes tailored...

Now all the ladies in the place
If you got real hair, real fingernails
If you got a job, you going to school
And y'all need nobody to help you handle your business
Make some noise

[AlphaFrog]

Going out to Sheila (I heard this song the other day and thought of you and you-know-who, actually maybe you should dedicate it to her ).

Ashlee Simpson
Nothing New



I found myself wrong again
Starin out my window
Wonderin what it is I should have said
I found myself at home again
Waitin for the after call
From a fallout that feels like such a mess

Oh I can only be myself
I'm sorry that's hell for you
Hey so what's my damage today
Don't let me get in your way
Let it out like you always do
The trouble between me and you
Is nothing new

So I listen to you complain and then
I bite my tongue in vain again
As I let it all just slowly settle in
Such a pretty picture that you paint
I'm so vile while your a saint
Funny how your eyes see thick not thin

Oh I can only be myself
Your lookin for someone else
Hey so what's my damage today
Don't let me get in your way
Let it out like you always do
The trouble between me and you
Is nothing new

You know how to give it but you can't take it
It's all just a waste now you can save it
No matter what I do
Is never good enough, never good enough

Hey so what's my damage today
Don't let me get in your way
Let it out like you always do
The trouble between me and you
Is nothing new
Is nothing new

Save your breath cause here comes the truth
I'm over the drama of you
And that's something new

Well I'm starin' out my window
Wonderin' what it is I should have, said

[tunatartare]

This is going out to Caryn who has to write a paper on Australia's wine county:

Ub40- Red, Red Wine

Red red wine goes to my head
Makes me forget that I still need you so

Red red wine
It's up to you
All I can do I've done
Memories won't go
Memories won't go

I have sworn every time
Thoughts of you would leave my head
I was wrong, now I've found
Just one thing makes me forget...

Red red wine
Stay close to me
Don't let me be alone
It's tearing apart
My blue blue heart

I have sworn every time
Thoughts of you would leave my head
I was wrong, now I've found
Just one thing makes me forget...

Red red wine
Stay close to me
Don't let me be alone
It's tearing apart
My blue blue heart

[VandalSquirrel]

Tim:hey Matt..
Matt:Yeah Tim?
TIm: Hey you talked to Mark lately?
Matt: Uh..haven't really talked to him but..he looks pretty uh..down.
Tim: He looks pretty uh..down? (while laughing)
Matt: Yeah well maybe we should cheer him up then
Tim: What do you uh..suppose we should do?
Matt: Well does he like butter tarts?

I was lying on the grass on Sunday morning of last week
Indulging in my self-defeat
My mind was thugged all laced and bugged all twisted wrong and beat
A comfortable in three feet deep
Now the fuzzy stare from not being there on a confusing morning week
Impaired my tribal lunar-speak
And of course you can't become if you only say what you would have done
So I missed a million miles of fun

I know it's up for me
IF YOU STEAL MY SUNSHINE
Making sure I'm not in too deep
IF YOU STEAL MY SUNSHINE
Keeping versed and on my feet
IF YOU STEAL MY SUNSHINE

Tim: Chad..come here come here come here
Chad: Wow look at her
Tim: I know
Chad: Wow..I've never seen Sharen look so bad before.
Tim: I did once before..but this is pretty bad
Chad: Yeah..what do you think she got up to last night?
(Tim and Chad laugh)
Tim: Well..I..Karen.I love you!

I was lying on the bench slide in the park across the street l-a-t-e-r that
week
My sticky paws were in to making straws out of big fat slurpy treats
An incredible eight foot heap
Now the funny glare to pay a gleaming tare in a staring under heat
Involved an under usual feat
And I'm not only among but I invite who I want to come
So I missed a million miles of fun

I know it's up for me
IF YOU STEAL MY SUNSHINE
Making sure I'm not in too deep
IF YOU STEAL MY SUNSHINE
Keeping versed and on my feet
IF YOU STEAL MY SUNSHINE

I know it's done for me
IF YOU STEAL MY SUNSHINE
Not as some and hard to see
IF YOU STEAL MY SUNSHINE
Keeping dumb and built to beat
IF YOU STEAL MY SUNSHINE

My Sunshine
IF YOU STEAL MY SUNSHINE

[Sister Havana]

This is a very special long-distance dedication to VandalSquirrel.

"Hollaback Girl" - Gwen Stefani

Uh huh, this my shit
All the girls stomp your feet like this

Chorus [x2]:
A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
'cuz I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl

ooooo this my shit,this my shit[x4]

I heard that you were talking-shit,And you didn't think that I would hear it
People hear you talking like that, getting everybody fired up
So I'm ready to attack, gonna lead the pack
Gonna get a touchdown, gonna take you out
That's right, put your pom-poms down, getting everybody fired up

Chorus [x2]:
Few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
'cuz I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl

ooooo this my shit,this my shit[x4]

So that's right dude, meet me at the bleachers
No principals, no student-teachers
Both of us wanna be the winner, but there can only be one
So I'm gonna fight, gonna give it my all
Gonna make you fall, gonna sock it to you
That's right, I'm the last one standing, and another one bites the dust

Chorus [x2]
Few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
'cuz I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl

ooooo this my shit,this my shit[x4]

Let me hear you say this shit is bananas b-a-n-a-n-a-s
this shit is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S
Again this shit is bananas b-a-n-a-n-a-s
this shit is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S

Chorus [x2]:
A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
Because I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl

oooooooooooooh this my shit this my shit
oooooooooooooh this my shit this my shit
oooooooooooooh this my shit this my shit
oooooooooooooh this my shit this my shit

[AlphaFrog]

Artist: Skee-Lo
Song: I Wish


Hey, this is radio station W-S-K-E-E
We're takin' calls off the wish line
Making all your wacky wishes come true

Hello

I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a '64 Impala

I wish I was like six-foot-nine
So I could get with Leoshi
Cause she don't know me but yo she's really fine
You know I see her all the time
Everywhere I go, and even in my dreams
I can scheme of ways to make her mine
Cause I know she's livin phat
Her boyfriend's tall and he plays ball
So how am I gonna compete with that
'Cause when it comes to playing basketball
I'm always last to be picked
And in some cases never picked at all
So I just lean upon the wall
Or sit up in the bleachers with the rest of the girls
Who came to watch their men ball
Dag y'all! I never understood
Why the jocks get the fly girls
And me I get the hood rats
I tell 'em scat, skittle, skibobble
Got hit with a bottle
And put in the hospital, for talkin' that mess
I confess it's a shame when you livin' in a city
That's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name
Glad I came to my senses
Like quick-quick got sick-sick to my stomach
Overcome with my thoughts of me and her together
Right?
So when I asked her out she said I wasn't her type

I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a '64 Impala
I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a '64 Impala

I wish I had a brand-new car
So far, I got this hatchback
And everywhere I go, yo I gets laughed at
And when I'm in my car I'm laid back
I got an 8-track and a spare tire in the backseat
But that's flat
And do you really wanna know what's really wack, What
See I can't even get a date
So, what do you think of that?
I heard that prom night is the bomb night
With a hood rat you can hold tight
But really tho' on figuero
When I'm in my car I can't even get a hello
Well so many people wanna cruise Crenshaw on Sunday
Well then I'm gonna have to get in my car and go
You know I take the 110 to the 105
Get off on Crenshaw tell my homies look alive
Cause it's hard to survive
Livin' in a concrete jungle and
These girls just keep passin' me by
She looks fly, she looks fly
Makes me say my, my, my

I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a '64 Impala
I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a '64 Impala

I wish I was a little bit taller...
I wish I was a baller...
I wish I was a little bit taller y'all
I wish I was a baller (3)

Hey, I wish I had my way
'Cause everyday would be a Friday
You could even speed on the highway
I would play ghetto games
Name my kids ghetto names
Little Mookie, big Al, Lorraine
Yo you know that's on the real
So if you're down on your luck
Then you should know just how I feel
Cause if you don't want me around
See I go simple, I go easy, I go greyhound
Hey, you, what's that sound?
Everybody look what's going down
Ahhhh, yes, ain't that fresh?
Everybody wants to get down like that

I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a '64 Impala
I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a '64 Impala


I wish, I wish, I wish...

[tunatartare]

This goes out to the GC'ers that report anyone whose posts they don't like or agree with.
Garbage- Special
Do you have an opinion?
A mind of your own?
I thought you were special
I thought you should know.

[tunatartare]

Dedicated to all of my lovely ladies in TEH CULT because, Gosh darn it, we're just so mean.

I hate the world today
You're so good to me
I know but I can't change
Tried to tell you
But you look at me like maybe
I'm an angel underneath
Innocent and sweet
Yesterday I cried
Must have been relieved to see
The softer side
I can understand how you'd be so confused
I don't envy you
I'm a little bit of everything
All rolled into one
Chorus:
I'm a bitch, I'm a lover
I'm a child, I'm a mother
I'm a sinner, I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I'm your hell, I'm your dream
I'm nothing in between
You know you wouldn't want it any other way

So take me as I am
This may mean
You'll have to be a stronger man
Rest assured that
When I start to make you nervous
And I'm going to extremes
Tomorrow I will change
And today won't mean a thing

Chorus

Just when you think, you got me figured out
The season's already changing
I think it's cool, you do what you do
And don't try to save me

Chorus

I'm a bitch, I'm a tease
I'm a goddess on my knees
When you hurt, when you suffer
I'm your angel undercover
I've been numb, I'm revived
Can't say I'm not alive
You know I wouldn't want it any other way

[AlexMack]

She thinks I have a drug problem or something. Here's my new favourite song off my recent favourite album.

Good Doctor-Robbie Williams

I went to the dr to get a prescription
I told him little fact and lots of fiction
About a bad back that I ain't got
He tried to sell me faith healing
But I think not
I want Xanax, Vicadin and Oxycotton
Funky fill the form out
So I can drop em'
I've got all these demons
And I can't stop em'
To tell you the truth Doc
I might have a problem
Robert Williams take one adoral with water in the morning
As if I'm goin' to take one tablet I'm Keith Moon
Dick head

You know what Doc its alright and all
I just heart me leg its not terminal
But a pain killer could help for whats wrong with my knee
And I'm a little bit down from too much tea
Got me own collection can't get an erection
If I take em' too long they'll fuck me complextion
That's right If I take em for like more than a few days I get that haunted look

Give me loads of pills
Give me loads of pills
Give me loads of pills
Give me loads of pills

Now if you go to the barber shop long enough then you're goina' get a hair cut
And if go to the doctors regular, then you gots to be a fuck up
Well I've got 5 or 6 if I'm at a loss
Do I have a history of drug abuse, well I never tick that box
And I now that some of you are going to be really really cross
The drug's stop working so prescription pills are boss
The glory days are gone and we've all stopped havin' it
No raves no more just bedside cabinet
Sleepers are great but don't start dabbing it
The world carries on spinning we're mad in it
Take that, take that

Know what doc, it's not like I've been doin' any research or anything
But if you can give me any of the following pills
I'd be very very greatful cos I feel poorly
So that's
Codeine
Morphine
Opium
Methadone
Menocrabedene
Hydroanoxycodeine
Anolodene
Buprenopheine
ButroPhenol
Adorel
Dorel
Work with me antidepressants
But not Saint Johns Wort
Cos I can get that at
Boots!

(Also this song is what happens when an American transcribes an English singer. Hilarity ensues!)

[33girl]

OK, this song goes along w/ the one Jess posted upthread for me a while ago and I only saw today (and proves the Beatles really did write 95% of the possible songs in the world) and also dovetails nicely with Dionysus's what is a poser thread.

I'm Looking Through You - Beatles (Anthology II version)

I'm looking through you
Where did you go
I thought I knew you
What did I know
You don't look different
But you have changed
I'm looking through you
You're not the same

Your lips are moving
I cannot hear
Your voice is soothing
But the words aren't clear
You don't sound different
I've learned the game
I'm looking through you
You're not the same

You're thinking of me
The same old way
You were above me
But not today
The only difference
Is you're down there
I'm looking though you
And you're nowhere

The only difference
Is you're down there
I'm looking though you
And you're nowhere.

[AXO Alum]

Originally Posted by tunatartare

Dedicated to all of my lovely ladies in TEH CULT because, Gosh darn it, we're just so mean.[/I]

Don't forget our theme song, dedicated to all the wonderful TEH cult members...

Welcome to TEH jungle
We got fun 'n' games
We got everything you want
Honey we know TEH names
We are TEH people that can find
Whatever you may need
If you got TEH money honey
We got your disease

In TEH jungle
Welcome to TEH jungle
Watch it bring you to your shun n,n,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,n,,n,n,,n knees, knees
I wanna watch you bleed


Welcome to TEHjungle
We take it day by day
If you want it you're gonna bleed
But it's TEH price you pay
And WE are very sexy girls
That's very hard to please
You can taste TEH bright lights
But you won't get them for free
In TEH jungle
Welcome to TEH jungle
Feel my, my, my serpentine
I, I wanna hear you scream


Welcome to TEH jungle
It gets worse here everyday
Ya learn ta live like an animal
IN TEH JUNGLE WHERE WE PLAY
If you got a hunger for what you see
You'll take it eventually
You can have anything you want
But you better not take it from me


And when you're high you never
Ever want to come down, so down, so down, so down YEAH!


You know where you are
You're in TEH jungle baby
You're gonna die
In TEH jungle
Welcome to TEH jungle
Watch it bring you to your shu n,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,,n knees, knees
In TEH jungle
Welcome to TEH jungle
Feel my, my, my serpentine
In TEH jungle
Welcome to TEH jungle
Watch it bring you to your shun n,n,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,,n.n, knees, knees
In TEH jungle
Welcome to TEH jungle
Watch it bring you to your
It's gonna bring you down!
Ha!

[VandalSquirrel]

I'd like to send out a special dedication to the members of the Minneapolis St. Paul Airport police department's men's bathroom sting team.

Knock Three Times - Tony Orlando & Dawn

Hey girl what ya doin' down there
Dancin' alone every night while I live right above you
I can hear your music playin'
I can feel your body swayin'
One floor below me you don't even know me
I love you
Oh my darling
Knock three times on the ceiling if you want me
Twice on the pipe if the answer is no
Oh my sweetness
Means you'll meet me in the hallway
Twice on the pipe means you ain't gonna show
If you look out your window tonight
Pull in the string with the note that's attached to my heart
Read how many times I saw you
How in my silence I adored you
Only in my dreams did that wall between us come apart
Oh my darling
Knock three times on the ceiling if you want me
Twice on the pipe if the answer is no
Oh my sweetness
Means you'll meet me in the hallway
Twice on the pipe means you ain't gonna show
I can hear your music playin'
I can feel your body swayin'
One floor below me you don't even know me
I love you
Oh my darling
Knock three times on the ceiling if you want me
Twice on the pipe if the answer is no
Oh my sweetness
Means you'll meet me in the hallway
Twice on the pipe means you ain't gonna show