"Dear Red States..." A Letter From The Blue

[Lindz928]

Originally posted by BobbyTheDon
Ok this is stupid.

Why would cool states like California, Oregon and Hawaii want to be associated with Wisconsin, Michigan, Minnesota and whatever crap. We don't want to be part of the North East.

You notice that most of the cool shit you named is California? You can have your Harvard. We all know that school is overrated anyways.

The three of us will form our own alliance called the " Screw all of you" Country.

(ETA: Sorry, I forgot Washington. Washington is part of us as well)


(ETA again: We'll also take Colorado)

That will work really well when California breaks off the coast to go hang with Hawaii.

.....Alaska can come too.

ETA: Wasn't Colorado a Red State in 2004? That means we get to keep the good skiing.