Nick and Jessica goes bye bye

[Sister Havana]

Here's one of the specific creepy Joe Simpson quotes, from GQ:

"Jessica never tries to be sexy. … She just is sexy. If you put her in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she’s sexy in both. She’s got double D’s! You can’t cover those suckers up!"

I swear if my father ever talked about me like that, I'd throw up. Then run far far away!