Translating Dating Theory Into Practice

[PM_Mama00]

Make sure to dip it in pineapple juice before the date or any kind of play.


Whatever happened to that thread?

[KSigkid]

Originally posted by PM_Mama00
Make sure to dip it in pineapple juice before the date or any kind of play.


Whatever happened to that thread?

I'm sorry, but what the heck are you talking about?

[AKA_Monet]

Learn the "Sets of Nine" and practice makes perfect... Keep up with the good innuendo... If you got it tingling, they'll never leave you alone...

[PM_Mama00]

Originally posted by KSigkid
I'm sorry, but what the heck are you talking about?

That thread about smelly junk.

[KSig RC]

Originally posted by PM_Mama00
That thread about smelly junk.

you don't dip it, bobby fischer, you drink it beforehand . . .

[PM_Mama00]

Originally posted by KSig RC
you don't dip it, bobby fischer, you drink it beforehand . . .

Lol I know that but someone in that thread said something about dipping it.

[Rudey]

You're all retarded.

Here is my advice:

Remember in life, you really are nothing. You're probably poor, will never win a Nobel prize, and if you do win the lottery of life and get a wife, she'll probably be ugly and have 6 shades of brown and white in her hair because she colors her own hair. You will never bring happiness to anyone else in life.

Tell yourself that. Don't shy away from it. Accept it. Dwell on it. Let it marinate. And then celebrate it. Remember you don't care if you don't bring happiness to someone else, because it's all about you now.

-Rudey
--Now go get them tiger!

[KSigkid]

Originally posted by Rudey
You're all retarded.

Here is my advice:

Remember in life, you really are nothing. You're probably poor, will never win a Nobel prize, and if you do win the lottery of life and get a wife, she'll probably be ugly and have 6 shades of brown and white in her hair because she colors her own hair. You will never bring happiness to anyone else in life.

Tell yourself that. Don't shy away from it. Accept it. Dwell on it. Let it marinate. And then celebrate it. Remember you don't care if you don't bring happiness to someone else, because it's all about you now.

-Rudey
--Now go get them tiger!

You should go into relationship counseling. I could see it now - guy comes out of the office crying and yelling "It's all about me, it's all about me!"

You could even do a reality show about it or something.

[Rudey]

Originally posted by KSigkid
You should go into relationship counseling. I could see it now - guy comes out of the office crying and yelling "It's all about me, it's all about me!"

You could even do a reality show about it or something.

When asked by a girlfriend if I was cheating on her, I replied, "No. I can only make one woman miserable."

-Rudey
--Dr. Phil has nothing on me.

[anaballerina]

Originally posted by Jestor
*jots notes*

Thanks guys and gals.

And looking back on it, I do have to admit that I flirt more readily with girls that I have no emotion for. Because in that instance, I don't care what happens in the least and there's no real investment in it. It's just casual, whatever kind of thing.

Now if I get in the right mood, even with the attractive women, I tend to say hell with it and not care... problem is I don't get in the mood very often.

Jestor....it's definitely good to practice flirting with women who you aren't necessarily attracted to, just to practice so when you do see a girl you're attracted to, you can flirt with ease. Just think casual and friendly when you flirt....keep a girl guessing, but don't flirt so much that you think you could be leading her on when you may not be interested.

Overall....I think the fun and confident guys are the most successful with girls....If you can work on making yourself the
best you can be, you'll probably get girls interested. That way, they may be more likely to send you signs that they are interested- then...you'll know who you should approach.

[cashmoney]

Originally posted by anaballerina
Jestor....it's definitely good to practice flirting with women who you aren't necessarily attracted to, just to practice so when you do see a girl you're attracted to, you can flirt with ease. Just think casual and friendly when you flirt....keep a girl guessing, but don't flirt so much that you think you could be leading her on when you may not be interested.

Overall....I think the fun and confident guys are the most successful with girls....If you can work on making yourself the
best you can be, you'll probably get girls interested. That way, they may be more likely to send you signs that they are interested- then...you'll know who you should approach.

Good advice.

[anaballerina]

Originally posted by cashmoney
Good advice.

you flatter me cash