If you could invent your own pageant title, what would it be?

[wrigley]

Originally posted by kddani
I really think you're better suited for Mr/s SHIM International

And upon reading this, my coffee hits the screen. Lol.

I liked ariesrising title that was something like Miss International Gingerbreadhouse of Whoop Ass. You should also get a scepter(sp?) so you can knock some common sense into people.