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1. Get thee to a nunnery.
2. Move at least 1000 miles away.
3. Agree to disagree and try not to discuss it.
4. Marry the first guy you see on the street and pop out a kid so they'll think you're an honest woman, finally.
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A hiney bird is a bird that flies in perfectly executed, concentric circles until it eventually flies up its own behind and poof! disappears forever....
-Ken Harrelson
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