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Originally posted by Rudey
-Rudey
--Step forth, Rob!
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I'll step into the box - in a non-descript time, and a non-descript place, I stayed with an ex-girlfriend under much duress and crying about her wanting me to 'not hate her' . . . well, I'm thinking I might get laid out of the deal, so I reluctantly agree. She, of course, being the exact same human being I've known my whole life, gets super pissed at absolutely nothing and decides to be a passive/aggressive douche all weekend.
Needless to say, the last thing I wanted to do was her.
So after a particularly brutal argument, she has to run to work one morning - I wake up massively drunk, and decide that if I'm going to have to burn a bridge, I might as well do it on my terms. The next part will be glossed over, but it essentially goes something like:
download hardcore porn ---> do what I need to do ---> leave porn on desktop so she can enjoy as well ---> pack up my stuff ---> leave ---> tell my buddies what happened ---> victory
-RC
--it's not nearly as gross as it sounds, i 'kept it to myself' and kept it clean . . . I probably shouldn't post this
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