Wasted

[Optimist Prime]

I was a surfer and I had a skate board
and I was so Heavy that I lived on the strand
I was a hippie
and I was burnout
and I was so nabbed out
I was out of my head
I was so wasted
I was a punker
and I had a mohawk
and one night I freaked out
and stole my mom's minivan
I was so wasted
I was wasted.