Lots and Lots of NEWS

[Ideal08]

Originally posted by AKA2D '91
OnFriday, he held his "Roman Baths"-themed bachelor party at the Time Hotel. "It was so uncomfortable," said our spy. "You had to sign a confidentiality agreement to get in and then you were sent to the penthouse, where they made you get naked." All clothes were put into plastic bags on the floor and the 60 men were given bathrobes to put on. "We sat basically naked in a freezing room for a couple of hours," says an attendee. "There were only two bars and they were sponsored by Hypnotiq, Remy and some awful beer. At 11:50 p.m., 10 topless girls came out. They were butt-ugly except for two of them who simulated lesbian sex on the bed. Ten people left immediately — it was very uncomfortable." Jones' rep declined comment.

LMAO

Let me get this straight. He had a bachelor party where all the guests were men who were forced to take off all of their clothes???? And then their stuff got put in PLASTIC BAGS on the FLOOR (GHETTO)??? How many bars do you need for only 60 people? Two was not enough??? How long were the men nekkid by themselves before the topless girls came out?? What is simulated sex, exactly? So, basically, the straight men left immediately cuz they weren't down with that ridiculousness? I bet her rep declined comment. Who is this 'spy' and can legal action be taken against him for violating the confidentiality agreement? LOOSE LIPS!!!

WTF is REALLY goin' on, Soror Star? For real? First he has on pannies at the Halloween party that he wore last year with a bunch of men. Now he is at a bachelor party with a bunch of naked men. He has a conk (with a part, no less) and wore make-up to the wedding. I am being forced to come up with my own theories. And you KNOW where that leads. At this point, she is a lesbian. She is probably dating someone really famous who also has a talk show and a gay "boyfriend." That and it's probably some ol' freaky Eyes Wide Shut type stuff goin' down behind closed doors. If I could be a fly on the wall for this one. I can't stand reality TV, but if they made this marriage into a show, I'd sho'nuff watch it. I bet it would have to be on HBO late night, lmao.