Dear Bionic Ears:
I am so glad that my desk was moved away from you. Let me count the reasons:
1) Now I can go to lunch without you looking at your watch when I leave.
2)I no longer have to worry about when I return to lunch and your punk tail saying, "So, where did you go for lunch?," so that the entire office, including my boss can hear.
3)No longer do I have to fear you repeating my phone calls to the entire office on my vacation day.
4) I think you are a prick and no matter how much you kiss our bosses behind, we all know that you are prick!
Sincerly,
The cowoker that does not have to kiss the boss's behind and YES, I am still better than you--->Thought you knew!!
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