Not mine -- but my sophomore year, I saw two guys walking around wearing all orange, yarmulkes and Stars of David necklaces. We were staring at them for a good ten minutes trying to figure out what they were ("Jewish prisoners on work release?") until finally my friend just went over and asked them. He came back to us chuckling and said, "They're orange Jews." (If you don't get it, say it out loud.)
On the "punny" costumes note, my best friend told me that for Halloween I should get three other people together and make tee shirts that say "I hate Nick" on them . . . so we can be "4 Nick-haters."
Some of my guy friends last year were the Jamaican bobsled team.
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