Survey says: Republicans have better sex lives

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An ABC News poll finds that Republicans have better sex lives than Democrats:

• Of those involved in a committed relationship, who is very satisfied with their relationship? Republicans--87 percent; Democrats--76 percent

• Who is very satisfied with their sex life? Republicans--56 percent; Democrats--47 percent_._._.

• When asked whether they had ever faked an orgasm, more Democrats (33 percent) than Republicans (26 percent) said they had.

ABC attributes these results to the "gender gap," claiming that "men are more likely to say they are sexually satisfied and enjoy sex 'a great deal'_" and that "the poll results show that women are more likely to fake orgasms." Well, maybe. But most political polls show the gap between married and single voters is much greater than that between men and women. Since married people are much more likely to vote Republican, we'd bet this is behind much of the partisan disparity in congress.