Here are a few:
"Is your name Gillette? ...Because you're the best a man can get."
"Is your dad a terrorist? Because you're the Bomb!"
"Are you a parking ticket? Because you have FINE written all over you!"
"I want to pour milk all over you and make you a part of my Complet Breakfast"
"Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only Ten I See!"
"When does your Centerfold come out?"
"Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?"
And of course, the truly tasteless ones:
"The word of the day is legs...let's go to your house and spreadthe word"
"If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas...can I visit you between the holidays?"
"Is that a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them"
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