lame pick up lines

[CarmelTreat]

Okay, here's a really really bad one:

I was in a drug store buying a chocolate milk when a man, about 50 years old came up to me and said, "milk does a body good, I could do your body good so why don't you give me your number". Now mind you I was only 17 at the time, I swear there are pedophiles lurking around every corner.

CT
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[This message has been edited by CarmelTreat (edited March 08, 2001).]