Guy,"Excuse me but do you have 35 cents?"
Girl,"No, why?"
Guy,"That's too bad. My mom told me to call home when I fell in love."
NOTE: A guy at a church thing used this one on me. We're great friends now...although I wouldn't mind something more (he's a hottie and my mother loves him)
Hootie
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What do you get when you cross and Alpha Omicron Pi and a Sigma Phi Epsilon? A beautiful Chi Omega!!!
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