I was away at my family reunion, but I see my folks held it down well.
So many no nos, so little time:
1. Beaware

2. A full time PERP BUSTER. . . majoring in PERPOLOGY, summa cum laude style
I wish I could say more but my brain runneth dry.
#3. Posting the same thread in all 9 forums is a very big no no.