I saw the funniest thing on Maury today

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I called in sick to work, so I came across some paternity tests, which are always amusing. Well, this one was just hilarious.

Maury, on stage by himself, says "This is Joe". They then show a picture of a dorky white dude.
"This is Kate". They show a picture of a chubby white girl.
"And THIS is their son Nathan". They show the pic:

This kid has to be at least half black.

So they bring the mother out, and the husband is so dumb he's always thought it was his son, even though it was OBVIOUS he wasn't.

"People always ask how stupid my husband is, how can he not see?". She's just never wanted to tell him until now.

So they bring the husband on. She reveals the secret, and he runs off crying like Justin Timberlake on Punkd.
"How could you do this to me?"

It was spectacular.

So, they do the paternity test, and he says he's stil praying and thinks it's his, but of course, the test proved negative.

He said he would take care of the kid, but they did an update and he had just up and left when they got home!

I guess you had to have seen it, plus, it's probably fake, but they pulled it off well if so.