A memorial to the best thread ever...

[mu_agd]

Originally posted by Lil' Hannah
[spoken]
This is the greatest and best thread in the world... Tribute.

Long time ago me and my sister mu-agd here, we was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road. All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon... in the middle... of the road.
And he said:
[sung]
"Write the best thread in the world, or I'll eat your soul." [soul]
[spoken]
Well me and mu-agd, we looked at each other,
and we each said... "Okay."
[sung]
And we typed the first thing that came to our heads,
Just so happened to be,
The Best Thread in the World, it was The Best Thread in the World.

Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
One and one make two, two and one make three,
It was destiny.
Once every hundred-thousand years or so,
When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow
And the grass doth grow...

Needless to say, the beast was stunned.
Whip-crack went his schwumpy tail,
And the beast was done.
He asked us: "(snort) Be you angels?"
And we said, "Nay. We are but [wo]men."
Rock!
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!

This is not The Greatest Thread in the World, no.
This is just a tribute.
Couldn't remember The Greatest Thread in the World, no, no.
This is a tribute, oh, to The Greatest Thread in the World,
All right! It was The Greatest Thread in the World,
All right! It was the best muthaf**kin' thread the greatest thread in the world.
[2-part skat]
[spoken]
And the peculiar thing is this my friends: the thread we wrote on that fateful night it didn't actually look anything like this thread!
[sung]
This is just a tribute! You gotta believe me!
And I wish you were there! Just a matter of opinion.
Ah, f**k! Good God, God lovin',
So surprised to find you can't stop it.
[skat]
All right! All right!

that rocks! you are the best!