Sorority Girl Jokes

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If you're overly too sensitive w/the "sorority girl" stereotype, don't read!!

Some of these are freakin' hilarious!

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What does a sorority girl put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
Her ankles.

What is the difference between a sorority girl and an elephant?
About 40 lbs.
How do you equalize the two?
Feed the elephant.

What's the first thing a sorority girl does in the morning?
Introduce herself.
Walks home.

What's the difference between a sorority girl and the Titanic?
Only 1500 went down on the Titanic.

How can you tell if a sorority girl has achieved orgasm?
She drops her nail file.

What do you get when you cross a sorority girl with an ape?
Don't know. There is only so much an ape can be forced to do...

How do you get a sorority girl in your bed?
Grease her hips so she'll fit through the door and throw a twinkie on the bed.

Did you hear about the new sorority girl doll?
You put a ring on her finger and her hips expand.

What do you call 100 sorority girls sun-bathing on a beach in Cuba?
Bay of Pigs.

What do you call a sorority girl hang-glider festival?
Multiple total eclipses.

What is a sorority girl's mating call...
"I'm soooo drunk, I'm sooooo drunk!"

What is the difference between a sorority girl and a toilet?
After you use a toilet it doesn't follow you around for three days.

What do you get when cross a lawyer with a sorority girl??
-Nothing. There are some things a sorority girl won't do.
-I don't know, but it sure enjoys screwing people.
-I don't know, but when it sucks your cock, it does't stop until it
gets blood.

What's the difference between a sorority girl and a dog ?
Drivers will swerve to miss the dog.

How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb?
-Two, one to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call Daaaaddy.
-7, one to change it and six to go out and buy Tab (or diet Coke).
-65, 1 to do it and 64 to sing and clap.
-One. She holds on to it and the world revolves around her.
-Six. One to screw it in and five to make the T-shirts.

Why is a sorority girl like railroad tracks?
She's been laid all over the country.

Why does a sorority girl close her eyes during sex?
So she can fantasize about shopping.

What's the difference between Jell-o and a sorority girl?
Jell-o wiggles when you eat it.

What do you call a sorority girl's waterbed?
The Dead Sea

How can you tell if a sorority girl's a nymphomaniac?
She'll make love the same day she has her hair done.

What's a sorority girl's idea of natural childbirth?
No makeup.

What's the difference between a sorority girl and a barracuda?
Nail polish.

How do you prevent a sorority girl from having sex?
Marry her.