OH LAWD! Throwin' bows or maybe not...

[preciousjeni]

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I found myself in a situation today that I have never experienced. My line/crossing jacket (whatever you want to call it) was lying delicately on across a chair awaiting a warm body to snuggle up to...mine of course. Then, it happened. A new neighbor of mine decided that today would be the day she'd come over and talk my ear off. So, she walks in and plops herself ON MY JACKET! Booty all over letters!!!

Now, I have a couch but she HAD to have the chair, right?

My life went to slow motion and it sounded like I was in a tunnel. This horrible cry started in my chest and when it finally came out, I said "GET UP!" I really didn't mean to sound so vicious, and, like I said, it caught me by surprise. I snatched up my jacket and put it on to save it from any more attacks of the booty.

Ok, maybe I exaggerated the scene a little, but my description is what it FELT like to me.

Anyone else ever had problems like this? How did you deal?