Your Award Show...

[jetsetter1913]

Hey Peeps,
I recently got an e-mail that awarded famous people off-the-wall awards. Look at a sample of the awards, and let us know what awards you would give and why......

MOST DEPRESSING SONG OF THE YEAR
"What Would You Do?" City High
Talk about a song that makes you wanna slit your wrist......what would you do if yo son was at home cryin' all alone cause he's hongry, and the only way to feed him is, to sleep with a man for a little bit of money and his daddy's gone, somewhere smokin' rock now in and out of lock down?..........yea, just hang me from the nearest tree please!
Runner Up - "You Know You Ghetto" Bishop

MOST UNREALISTIC VIDEO
"Take You Out" Luther Vandross
I don't know about you but I ain't buyin' it. What happened to the old Luther (yea, with the curl too like Cedric said) that would never have a leading lady but just stood there and sung while the young couples would fondle each other. He looks like he's just hangin' out with his homegirl going shopping for curtains and gossiping. Trust me, that nigga didn't TAKE HER OUT nowhere. They went stag.
Runner Up - Blu Cantrel "Hit Em' UP"

UGLY BUT THINK THEY CUTE AWARD
Lil Mo
I'm honestly not trying to dog her but it's the kind of thing where in some pictures or in some shots of the videos she looks like she could be real cute but then it goes left on me somewhere. Maybe it's her choice of gear and them damn George Clinton braids. Hell if I know. Just don't act like
you don't know what I'm talkin' bout either.) runner ups - India Irie (yea boo, you ARE NOT THE AVERAGE GIRL IN A VIDEO.......NOT EVEN CLOSE) & Pink

ARTIST WHO YOU JUST CAN'T GET WITH SINGING ABOUT SEX
Missy "misdemeanor" Elliot
I know big girls need love too but honestly fellas, would you hit it? Take the money and fame away from Deborah Cox, Tamia, or even Sunshine Anderson and I can dig it but if Missy was broke and tryin' to holla you'd f-in' run and you know it. I think Monique' from the Parkers is sexier with her big ass.
Runner up but who could've easily took it from Missy - Macy Gray (with her high Dennis Rodman lookin' ass)

GOT HARDCORE ALL OF A SUDDEN AWARD
Ray J. Hey, ain't that Brandy's brother?.........yea, and who gives a f'. He took a lesson from Hammer and got tough out of the clear blue sky to sell some records. I remember when ya ass was the little cute kid on Sinbad's show back in the day, now you a ruff rida. Gimme a break. I ain't buyin' it tough guy.

THE PRINCE ARE YOU GAY OR STRAIGHT AWARD
Sisqo
I honestly think he's talented as hell but he does make you go hmmmmm.........are you.......uh.....You always singing about or to a woman but I just ain't totally convinced. I don't really care but just be who you
is Sisqo!!! (say that with a lisp) Somebody (other than RuPaul) needs to just be out the closet gay and do a record. That shit might work since nowadays it's in to be a homo. Runners Up - Queen Latifah & Da Brat

OLD AS MATHUSLA AND STILL GOT HIT RECORDS - Ron Isley(Runner Up - George Clinton)

MIGHT NEED A GOOD BATH AND SOME DEODORANT AWARD - Trick Daddy (Runner up - DMX)