Conservative Texas Town Boycotts Girl Scout Cookies

[PhiPsiRuss]

Originally posted by Lil' Hannah
Gather round, you friends of mine
We're Wilderness Girls and it's cookie time
We work hard and we play fair
So buy a box and do your share

If you want the best taste that you can find,
Yeah yeah
Chocolate chips are one of a kind
Yeah yeah
Our peanut butter dreams will blow your mind
Yeah yeah
A box of them would be so nice
Buy some
Cheap at even twice the price
Try some
Come on now, come on now, it's cookie time, it's cookie time.

Our cookie always cause such a fuss
Full of sugar and spice, just like us
We need your dough, so why don't you pause?
We're Wilderness Girls and we're a real good cause

If you want a taste that's nice and sweet
Yeah yeah
You won't find something better to eat
Yeah yeah
Doesn't your mouth deserve a treat?
Yeah yeah
A box of them would be so nice
Buy some
Cheap at even twice the price
Try some
Come on now, come on now, it's cookie time, it's cookie time

No mention of Thin Mints?