To T: I stood by you when your ex cheated on you. All five times. Not a negative word exited my mouth. Now that my man seems a bit arrogant, you are concerned b/c I am "changing". WTF?
To S: I am so glad we talked.

Te amo.
To the economy: You suck. Hugely. And it's all Dubya's fault.
To the place I sent my resume to: Can ya'll get back to me? Please?! I would make a great counselor for the kids! Can ya pay me between 32K and 36K b/c I have a degree AND experience? PLEASE??
To God: I love you. I dont understand why things happen to me at times, but I am learning to trust your intentions. And I would REEEEEEAAAALLLLY like the above-mentioned job. Thanks, God, you're the greatest.