http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php
Striding amidst the tarmac, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using gilded boxing gloves, cometh GreekChat.com! And he gives a mighty howl:
"I'm going to punch you until war is peace, then make toast!!"
Can be a little vulgar, but is otherwise absolutely hilarious. I've gone crazy coming up with different variations of my name and my friends to see what is generated.