And the award goes to (drum roll please...) TotalElegance for #8!! Girl, that has got to be the funniest sh*t I've heard in my life!
O.k, my turn again...
Don't you hate it when...
You go to someone's house and like a whole army of roaches are just walking around chillin' and they act like they don't see them. I mean, the roaches are crawling everywhere (an epidemic, no less) and everyone just acts naturally.
When you're having the BOMB dream and you have to "release" (as someone else so eloquently put it)...you get up so fast you get a head rush, run to the bathroom, release, and try to get back to sleep to "catch" the rest of the dream but you can never get that muthaf***er back.
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