Drunk!

[James]

I had forgotten that lol . .

Originally posted by ZTAngel
I was going through my PM box and clearing out some things yesterday. I came across a PM that I had saved. I was at my parents' for Christmas break last year and I came home really drunk and decided to write James a PM. It's funny so I thought I'd share it with y'all:

I w ent drinking tonight. I am si wasted right now. Went to Fridays's and I had an Amaretto Souur, Jujnebug, Peach Dacqueri, Mudslide, Lynchberg Lemmnade, and a shot of spiced rum. I was then takin to a party where I sipposeldly started telling people stories of things that I did when I was wasted. My friend saed somed of these sstories were not for public 5telling. I told people how I barffed on m,y sorority big sister at the VIP bar at a club and how I kissed my friend. Whatever. So, my "friends" Michele and Mike took me home bnecause they said I was embarrassrrissing myself. I was jjust having a bite of fun! They suck major monkey balls! Then they made me drink lots of water and I can't go to bed because I have to pee every five seconds!
My (biologiccall) sister had to help me brush my teeth. How embbarressing. I just dont wanmt my parents to know because they'd be all pissed and stuff so don't tell them ok?
I called my boyfriend but he's sleeping and won't pic up the fone. I want him to come take care of me. The problem is that he's in Orlando amd I'm in Ft.Lauderdale. I doubt he'll drive 3 hours for me. He sucks monkey balls too,.