I once had this guy start up a convo with me and his opening line was about a memory about what you can do with soy sauce.

Well alrightey then! Sometimes at work during the tax season, some of our clients will call me things like darling, honey, sugar, etc. Every so often someone will just start griping their life story or their current problem.
Growing up in a small town where everyone knows you...that means there is nothing hidden. Personally I don't think I could ever live in an entire town where everyone knows everything about me. Sort of me reminds me about One Tree Hill.