Listening to what you say at work...

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I teach preschool, and yesterday I cracked up when I actually listened to what I said. Here's some examples:

"Morgan, stop hitting Richard with the dinosaur."
"Dalton, put your clothes on."
"Shelby, stop slamming the microwave door on your head." (toy microwave)
"Molly, girls have to sit down."
"Dalton, put your clothes back on."
"Kara, you do not have to paint freckles on your face just because Ms. Jessica said most redheads have freckles."
"Dalton, put your clothes back on."
"We do not hit our friends on the head with the pineapple!"