Ok..ok..I have to get in on this!
I am sooo tired of being called Ma!(I believe it is an East Coast thing!) A typical "come on" in Brooklyn goes a little like this:
Yo ma...Ma what's up...I'm saying ma...I can't talk to you?...Oh, it's like that ma?...Come on ma...don't be like that ma...Ma, I can't get them digits ma? But I'm saying though ma...I'm saying though.....I can't talk to you shawty...You can't give a brotha 5 seconds? Don't be like that ma... yadda yadda yadda
God forbid you keep it moving and don't say anything....
Oh it's like that ma...it's like that? I'm saying...you all that ma?
At which point I turn around and speak my first words: "THAT'S RIGHT!! I MUST BE ALL THAT FOR YOUR STUPID *SS TO BE FOLLOWING ME DOWN THE BLOCK, SAYING DUMB THINGS!"
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