Hello everyone, I felt bad about bringing down the morale of the board, so I decided to post something that would generate a few laughs (lord knows I need some laughs). A few days ago in a similar forum's chat, we talked about this. What is the worst pick-up line someone has ever said to you? Or if men are reading, what is the worst pick-up line you have ever used?
Ok, I will start.... I walked into Dillard's and this guy follows me in the store, (he was breathing hard as if he had been chasing me). He says, "Excuse me, you dropped something." Guess what this idiot pulls out of his pocket.....an empty chewing gum wrapper!!
I couldn't help but laugh in his face, I said, " You mean to tell me you chased me down the mall, to give me an empty chewing gum wrapper?! By the way, I don't even chew that brand of gum!" What a sorry pick-up. I mean, if he wanted to impress me he could have pulled out a hundred dollar bill and told me I dropped that. I would have gladly accepted it.
Worst Pick-up Lines
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