How come it was about time for a new How come thread?
How come we are overly addicted to how comes?
How come this will most likely win Thread of the Year in the GC Oscars next year?
How come we are obsessed with the GC Oscars?
How come I'm signed on this late?
How come I'm usually not?
How come I need to go to bed so I can be ready for tomorrow?
How come I didn't get to unwind?

How come I'm lightweight glad I didn't?
How come I'm just gon' finish readin' GC and go to sleep?
HOW COME I'M CHARGED WE HAVE SURPASSED GL!!!!!
How come it's funny how the internet is really just a microcosm of real life?