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Originally posted by GeekyPenguin
I think DA should be our pledge class president. He's so distinguished! 
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All right, all of you drop and give me twenty! Then you can eat some of these lovely dry mashed potatoes with mustard on them. Then we'll have a lineup and yell a lot -- you have to know the full names and home towns of all of the other pledge mods this week -- and all of the mods next week. The beer drinking test will be Friday. You must wear your mod pledge badge at all times, including the shower. And be sure to wear your mod beeny with your stripped shirt and plaid shorts. I'll have your pledge names ready for you. Within three weeks you must be ready to recite the Greek alphabet forward and backward, along with the entire Bill of Rights before a paper match burns down and burns your fingers. Always carry a lighter and chewing gum in case an active mod asks -- and only enter GC through the side door -- never the front. Study tables will be nightly from 5:00 PM until 4:30 AM. Three hours of sleep will be enough. We'll be abducting Tom Earp on Saturday night and....
Oh, wait. I've digressed! We can't do that anymore!
(But wait until you see what I have planned for Heck Week)
Oh wait! You said pledge president, not pledge master. How ashamed I feel.
JUST KIDDING! I thought I was going to get the Risk Management forum.
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