How Come?

[novella000]

How come I need to get MY mind right?
How come I am ROTFLMAO at the following conversation between and Engineer and my "butch" lesbian co-worker Linda:

ENGINEER:
(looking at the name plate on the cube)"Hi there, are you Linda?
LINDA:
"Yes"
ENGINEER:
"Someone told me I should be looking for a 'Linda'...
LINDA:
"Weeelll you found me. What can I do for ya'?"
ENGINEER:
"YOU'RE Linda???!!!???"
LINDA:
"YES"
ENGINEER:
"Wow, I bet you got teased a lot as a kid."
LINDA:
"Why's that?"
ENGINEER:
"Well, kids can be pretty cruel and with you being a little boy with the name 'Linda', gosh, must've been tough!!"
LINDA:
"@#*(@(*@(#*9798&(*&(*(*&(*&(*#%!^@(#&&@(#)($&#&^$ &YHI#$H&$Y@*@L#UY(*@&&^... F#c% you, I AM A WOMAN!!!"

How come I used to think she was a man too, until I came to this Department?


[This message has been edited by novella000 (edited July 02, 2001).]