I hate Ronald McDonald

[The Grapist]

I used to work for that bastard. America is being decieved by this monster and I am going to call him out! First , he's a thief. Parents buy happy meals for their children, and when they aren't looking, he takes them back! Second, happy meals are not the only thing he takes. Parents, keep a close eye on your children on McDonald's playgrounds, especially the enclosed playground areas. Talking about graping. Third, sometimes he hands out free happy meals to children, but there's a catch. When he prepare the meals, he rubs the hamburger patties against his ass, sticks the french fries up his nose, and puts ex-lax in their drinks! Last but not least, he tried to hit on me! Male on male sexual harrassment I tell ya'! Sorry Ronny, but I don't go for guys with red afros and snow white skin.